AISubs v3.7
- Yaro! - Chakao!
- Shiraio! - Gyaro!
- Toshimitsu! - Imouto!
- Taishi Miyamoto! - Taishi Miyamoto!
A long time ago, we did a simple physical fitness test.
- We did. - We did.
And we came up with results like...
"What you're good at is what you're good at," or "What you're bad at is what you're bad at."
This time, we're going to change those results once more.
We thought, "There's too much excitement and excitement."
And it's hard to find balance in sports.
This guy and this guy are strong, so let's make this guy and this guy.
There's definitely going to be a difference.
At this time, we thought we'd use everyone's athletic ability.
It's an extremely revolutionary and dangerous idea.
This time, last time...
For some reason, it was five of us doing the physical fitness test.
- It didn't work out. - It didn't work out.
Since it was five of us, we went from first to fifth place.
Each of us has a fourth place.
Based on the fourth place, we'll try to get as close to that person's score as possible.
We'll make it four places and make it first place.
If we don't make losers and strong people,
this world will be peaceful and it'll be easier for us to compete against each other.
- I see. - I'm a little unconscious right now.
- Yeah, me too. - I don't even have calculations.
- I think it'll be easier if we compete from above. - Yeah, me too.
The topics we'll be doing this time are...
- Jumping, ball throwing, shuttle run. Those three, right? - Yes!
- Oh, no. - What?
- The grasshopper. - You said grasshopper.
- The grasshopper. - Huh?
Grasshopper?
- Hey! - Hey!
- Why? - But you're in third place.
This time, we're going to have people in first, third, and fifth place...
measure themselves one more time...
and make it four places.
Each of you has a supporter...
so you'll have to follow their instructions.
- Okay! - Okay!
The supporters will try their best to make it four places.
- Okay! - Okay!
So, Tokai OnAir...
Unified Physical Strength Measurement...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- So... - Yes!
- We've jumped from there. - We've jumped from there.
- We've jumped about 8 meters. - We're updating our jump-jumping records, you know?
- Hahaha! - We're updating our jump-jumping records, you know?
- Here's our first jump-jumping record! - Yes! - Yes!
- Here's our previous record! - 1st place, Ryo - san!
- 262 centimeters! - Whoa! - You've jumped so high!
- You've jumped about your height, right? - Yeah, I don't look that tall.
- 3rd place, 237 centimeters, Mushimerane! - Yes!
- 5th place, 208 centimeters, Imemaru! - Yes!
- Thank you! - You're digging up my image! - Well, well, well...
- Today's standard is... - 4th place, 213 centimeters, Toshinitsu! - Yes!
- Imemaru doesn't change much. - You just need to jump 5 centimeters higher.
- But sometimes you need to jump 50 centimeters lower. - You jump quite high, don't you?
- You do, don't you?
- Let's start with 3rd place, Mushimerane! - Yes!
- Who's in charge of Mushimerane? - Yes!
- Okay, Toshinitsu-san! - Hahaha!
- Wow, you're so tall! - Okay, let's start with Mushimerane...
- and give him a handicap. - Yes!
- Okay, let's go. - Yes!
- Okay, I'll be supporting you. - Here you go, Mushimerane!
- Take me with you! - Huh?
- You'll be shortening your skirt by about 20cm. - Okay.
- But you'll be wearing a tight skirt. - I see.
- It'll be hard for you to walk, and you don't have a lot of height, so you'll need some momentum. - This outfit is crazy.
- You're a crazy guy, aren't you? - Crazy guy!
- I'll be wearing this for 7 weeks. - Crazy guy!
- But I only think about this outfit!
- And... well, I'll be wearing a bikini. - This is so random!
- This is so random!
- You're suddenly giving me back my skirt, and it's water proof! - This is so random!
- You can't wear this if you think normally. - I'm worried about my hands.
- This is a handicap outfit that includes a lot of different situations. - Yes!
- Can you give me a handicap outfit now? - Yes!
- Okay, Mushimerane, please stand up and walk! - Here I go!
- It looks like it'll be hard for you to do it. - It's a good handicap outfit.
- I think it'll be hard for you to do it, too.
- It's hard to jump! - I think it's okay!
- I thought you'd say, "Is it going to get dirty?"
- Toshimitsu's high heels shine!
- Because of the kneecap, it's hard for me to move my hands. - Yeah, it's hard to jump.
- But I think it's a good handicap outfit. - I think it's just right.
- I don't think it's a handicap outfit. - Okay, please measure it!
- Measurement... 1 meter and 76 centimeters.
- 1 meter and 76 centimeters?! - It's really low.
- It's really hard for me to move my hands. - I see.
- I see.
- So, compared to the original... - You can't jump at all!
- I wish I didn't have to do it.
- If the other two are in 4th place, I think it's okay to just throw away the tea cup.
- Let's move on! - Okay!
- Next up is lowering the number of 262 centimeters that were in 1st place.
- This is me! - Yes!
- I'll do my best and lower it by 50 centimeters! - Yes!
- Wait a minute! - Is it okay for me to do it like this?
- It's not a change of clothes anymore! - Oh!
- I'll go! - Yes!
- Here's what I've prepared!
- Oh! - What is it?
- It's a green sheet and pepper lotion. - Lotion, huh?
- I'm going to set it up in 1st place... - Oh!
- I want to say that it's hard for me to cut my nails in the first place. - Yes, yes.
- I'd like to set it up right away. - Yes!
- I'll lower it from here... - Yes, yes.
- It should be fine like this. - Oh, I see.
- It's really simple, like this. - Yes.
- I want to jump from here. - Okay, Ryo-san! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- It looks scary. - It looks scary.
- No, it looks like it'll feel good. - Wow...
- Wow! - Wow!
- That was amazing! - I might have made a little mistake!
- That was seriously amazing! - Wow! That was funny!
- I've never seen anything like it! - It pierced me from my knees!
- I'm sorry! - It's 6...
- 53 centimeters! - Wow!
- Hey! - Hey, hey, hey!
- You're too high up! - I can't help but say you miscalculated.
- I didn't miscalculate! - I had to say it exactly where I was.
- Then you fell and hit your hand. - What's with that face?!
- Now, for the last one. - Yes.
We're going to make Inemaru-san fly 5 centimeters more and make it 213 centimeters.
- Our supporter Shibayu-san is already getting ready. - He is.
- If it's 5 centimeters, is it okay for me to practice three times? - No way!
- My name is Shibayu, and I'm a supporter. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm going to do it in a simple way. - Okay.
- I'm going to say a girl's name and do my best. - Huh?!
- What?!
- I'm going to do it with popping. - Yes, popping.
- It's flying high. - It's flying high!
- Huh? Did you hit me? - No, I don't know yet.
- I don't know yet. - I forgot my sunglasses.
- Now... - Sit there and do it.
- Hold it and take it! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Here I go! - Yes!
- Please! - Here I go!
- Wow! - Huh?
- No, no, no. - Did you just hit Shimizu's face?
- No, no, no. It's really different! - What made you think it would fly high?
- I thought it would fly high. - It's higher than I thought.
- If you jump and take off your shoes, what will happen? - Shoes?
- Then, you know...
- It's like shoes. - Shibayu, raise it with your fingers.
- It's about 7 centimeters, right? - 7 centimeters?!
- Wow! - No, no, no.
- What?! - What I know is...
- You kicked me on this side. - No, no, no.
- It doesn't matter! - No, no, no.
- It doesn't matter! - Misa, Misa!
- So, we were supposed to be in 4th place with 213 points, but...
- No one made it. - This is terrible.
- This is just a weak group of people. - Yes, it is.
- The balance is bad and it's the worst result. - Yes, it is.
- Let's do our best next time! - Yes!
- This time, if the number is big, it's about 200. - Yes.
- The next one is easy. - Yes.
- Next is throwing a ball. - Oh!
- 1st place, 25 meters, insect glasses. - Yes!
- 3rd place, 22 meters, Ryo. - Yes.
- And Dobe is me, 17 meters. - Yes.
- 4th place, 21 meters, Yume Moansan. - Yes.
- It's only a few meters, 4 meters. - It's not that wide!
- It's the angle! - It's different.
- We have to do this. - Yes.
- Let's start with Ryo in 3rd place. - Yes.
- I'm the supporter of Ryo in 2nd place. - I'm...
- Should I fall on my back? - This is bad!
- Well, well, well... - Let's do it together.
- Okay, let's start with throwing a ball. - Yes!
- Please be satisfied with it. - Yes, we'll do our best.
- I'm looking forward to it! - Yes!
- Okay, please announce it! - Yes!
- Ryo-kun! - Yes!
- It's close, isn't it? - I could see it, but...
- What? But... - Wait...
- Here it is! - What?
- This is a physical fitness test, isn't it? - Yes, it's a physical fitness test.
- That's what I heard, but... - But you're only lowering it by 1 meter, right?
- That's right. It's a suspension. - What?
- I lowered it by 1 meter. - In order to lower it exquisitely...
- I lowered only some of it. - I only locked up my elbow here.
- I lowered it only like this. - I see.
- This is pretty tough, isn't it? - It really seems like it'll hurt.
- I should just break it like this. - I'm very sorry about it, Ryo.
- Yes. - I'm sorry about it, Ryo.
- I'm sorry about your current attitude. - Apologize!
- Well, including that annoyingness... - It's kind of random, isn't it?
- It's random! - Please switch it to force.
- How do you do it? - Okay, here we go!
- Okay, please wait for it! - Okay, please wait for it!
- Okay, let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Oh! - Did you get it?
- That's funny! - That's funny!
- Okay, 45 meters and 40 seconds. - Ah!
- That's close! - That was the "gum point" part!
- The "gum point" or "magic tape" part was there. - It was there.
- You said it just in time. - Maybe that's why Shibuya is so annoying.
- That's true. - But it's more fun than you think.
- Right? It looks like...
- Hey!
- Help me!
- OK, so... - Yes?
- Last time, we had the winner, Mui-san. - Yes!
This time, I've made it with all my heart.
This is the method I came up with this time.
What is it?
There's a weight somewhere else than the ball, so there are two centers.
- Oh, I see. - So, when you go "oh, sorry," you end up in 21st place.
- Oh, I see! - That's the challenge.
- I'm curious about the trajectory of this. - Yeah, it's heavy!
- Got it! - Let's do it!
- OK! - OK, then...
- Mui-san, challenge! - Let's do it!
Wow, it's hard to throw!
Here I go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Interesting! - Not bad.
- It's wide.
- 14m21cm. - Not bad!
- It's a little subtle. - But it's close to the previous amount, right?
- Yeah, it's close. - It's a close match.
- Mui-san, is it possible for you to go with that amount? - Don't come up with a new low standard!
- OK, last one. - OK.
Last up is 5th place, Tetsuya, who is 17m tall.
We'll give him a buff and make him 21st place.
- And our supporter is Toshimizu. - OK.
- Tetsuya, you've been working out a lot lately. - Yeah.
- You've been growing a lot, haven't you? - No doubt about it!
- But you know, I've been working out and I don't know how this exercise will affect me. - Scary!
- What will you do for me? - Well...
- I want you to boost me up. - OK.
- You don't have to do anything. - I don't have to do anything?
- I thought you could just do it normally. - That's right.
- With this bat... - Huh?
- I'll boost you up. - Huh? What's going on?
- Huh? Are you OK? - Tetsuya, don't ask and do it!
- I don't know, but I'll do it. - Let's do it!
- OK. - OK, then do your best and make me throw.
- OK, then make me throw. - Huh? Are you going to do it?
- What's going on? - I'll just throw you.
- You're not with me. - This is your record.
- Huh? - OK!
- Huh? - This is how you do it!
- Are you going to do a combination exercise? - I have a miracle number 21. It's a secret generation.
- Please do it! - I'll do it!
- Wait a minute! - Please calculate it!
- Wait a minute! - Say something, you!
- I'm not saying anything! - Why do you look like you've done your job?
- I can't see you at all! - Wait a minute!
- 220 meters and 80 centimeters! - Wow!
- That's close! - Wait a minute!
- Isn't it different? - What did you do?
- What were you doing? - I was doing a windburst land!
- Oh, I see! - I see!
- I didn't say anything! - I didn't say anything!
You've grown 4 meters!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- You two! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having me! - You're welcome! - Thank you!
- Okay, so... - I was almost 4th place...
- But you two didn't make it at all, right? - No.
- It's troublesome, isn't it? If you make a mistake during the race... - No, I'm sorry.
- It's me, isn't it? I'm not good at acting, right? - Hmm...
- It's okay. - Yeah.
- Who's going to have a heart attack like this?
- It's you, 4th place! - It's only me!
- Okay, last one! The shuttle run! - Yeah!
- This is... 1st place is Ryo, 98 times. - Yes.
- 3rd place is Yumemaru, 68 times. - Yes.
- 5th place is Mushimegane, 51 times. - Yes.
- And 4th place is Toshimizu, 62 times. - It's a draw.
- Right? - Yeah.
- Well, it's... - Each of you are weird sharp.
- It's not good! - It's not good, huh? - Yeah.
- Ryo drops a lot. - Yeah.
- Yumemaru drops a little. - Yeah.
- And Mushi-san, you're the one who raises it, so it's pretty tough. - Yeah.
- Shuttle... - What do you mean "shuttle run"?
- Shuttle run... - That's the best!
- That... That posture... - That posture...
- That posture...
- This is... 3 people at the same time, you know? - Yeah.
- Probably everyone will end up with the same posture. - Yeah.
- I see. - Yeah.
- Then, let's do it! - Yes!
- The last event... Let's go! - Oh! - Oh!
- We've come to the last event. - Yes!
- Let's announce them in order. - Yes!
- Last time, 3rd place was Imemaru. - Yes.
Who was the supporter?
- Me! - Me!
- Toshi-san. - Please announce it.
- What are you talking about? - This time...
- I brought... - This!
- Ta-da! - I made it!
- Wow! - Wow! - This looks crazy!
- My image is a pregnant woman. - Yes.
- Oh! It fits perfectly! - It's heavier than I thought.
- Yeah!
- I don't like it when it shakes.
- You have to lower it a lot. - Yeah.
- Oh, it's not. - About 7 times.
- Adjust it. - You just lower it 6 times. - Yeah.
- Huh? - Huh?
- A person who gained 15kg gained 4kg and lowered it 6 times?
- Should I lower one? - Next, the 1st place last time, Ryogo-san. - Yeah.
- The supporter is... - Ah! - It's over. - I knew it. - Yes.
- What is it? - This one! - Huh? - It's marshmallows. - It's marshmallows.
- I'm winning by adding marshmallows to Chaturran's tip. - Huh? - Huh? - What's that? - Huh?
- But, Shimai-san, did you know? You can't eat this. - I have to eat it. - You can't eat tartan's top part. - Oh, is that so?
- Think about it! You can't eat food normally! - Oh, is that so? - Since you can't use it anywhere... - But, you know...
- You can use it for a nosebleed. - It's over! - A nosebleed when you're stuck. - Scary! - Simply... - Scary! - Simply, I'm at the end and I'm like, "Eh?"
- You're aiming for 62kg. - It's 31 laps. - It's really uncomfortable and it's a time loss, so I won't go there either. - Seriously...
- You're moving forward. - Annoying! Annoying! - You're moving forward. - Huh? You don't have an opinion about this project? - No, I don't.
- If you faint at the 31st nosebleed, you've done a good job. - I fainted and that's it. - That's too bad. - That's too bad.
- Lastly... - Yes? - It's really hard for you to lift it up. - I thought you'd tell me not to do anything.
- But, it's hot and there's a hallway, too. - It's not enough at all, so I brought a lot as much as I could think of. - The first one! - It's here! It's here! It's here!
- Amino Vital! - Before you run, this is it! - Next! - Yes, it's here! - What is it? - You love Pokemon, don't you? - It's a particularity skirt! - It's 1.5 times faster! - There's something like that! - Next! - There's more...
- A present! - It's something that Shoma Uno wears as a model and it makes you stronger! - There is! Shoma Uno wears it! - And it's... 22,000 yen! - There's no way it's not true!
- All of Playboy's contents are gravia! - Wow! - You put it here and like this... - Huh? What's that? - Huh?! - Huh?! - You're kidding, right?!
My glasses are all messed up.
[His glasses are all messed up.]
No way!
He took off his glasses.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
I took off my glasses.
I took off my stranger.
This time...
It will be like this.
By yourself?
It's the last one.
The last one?
Well...
Let's go!
Yeah!
Oh!
So we bought some abendol for carrying!
Abendol!
It's the one you mentioned, Suiki!
Abendol!
You can tie it up like this and run forward like this.
So you can run forward like this.
Let's do the final event, shuttle run, all at once!
Yes!
Let's go!
Oh, Shibuya-kun, here you go.
Oh, Minobiter.
Yes.
First of all, this is not allowed.
What?
What is it?
Coach, if this is not the reason, I don't want to extend the break.
Well...
I feel like I'm not allowed in the stadium.
I'll take responsibility for it.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
In the case of the net earlier, it was really warm inside.
The package said, "After contact timing and exercise."
Don't say that!
I want to tell that to myself when I was a student.
- So, it's finally time to start! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Oh!
There it is!
It's super important this time, right?
Go for it!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Oh, it's going!
- Agh! - Agh!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- You can do it! - Wait...
- Motoki, come on! - Please wait.
Go ahead, go ahead.
- DH! - DH!
Use your sweat! Use it!
DH! DH! DH!
My nose is so windy!
- It stinks! The wind! - My nose is so windy, it stinks!
- The wind... - Stinks!
- I can smell it now. - Wow!
- Wow!
it stinks!
Take it!
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- You can do it! - You can do it, Kussun!
- What is this?! - Ah, Kussun!
- Watch out! Watch out, everyone! - You guys are cutting it too much!
- You can do it! - You can do it, Kaito!
Safe!
- It's a clean up! - Can you do it?!
- Huh?! - Safe!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- You can do it, Rio!
- Safe! - Watch out!
- Watch out, everyone! - Watch out!
- Watch out for the people next to you! - Watch out!
- Wait a minute!
- You're out! - You're out!
- Out! - You're out!
- You're out!
- You didn't step on it! - What was that?!
- You didn't step on it!
- Yume-san!
- I'm out!
What is this?
It's 5000 times harder than I imagined.
This is tough.
Watch out!
OK, let's go!
Speed up!
Let's be careful at first.
Watch out!
This is...
What?
This is...
What?
This is...
Yume-san, help me!
It's hell!
I don't know what it is, but I'm running!
I did it!
One more time!
Is it the same?
Does it count?
Let's get out of here!
Are you OK?
Let's go!
You can do it!
Mushi-san is doing his best!
You can do it!
Mushi-san, run!
You're doing great!
I can't do it!
Watch out!
You didn't make it!
Time's up!
So, it's all over now.
Last time, Dobby's weight was 51kg, so we all lost.
We couldn't do what we wanted to do this time.
We couldn't do anything right, and we almost lost to Dobby.
Let's not do this!
- Personality is important! - Yes!
- There's no point in doing everything right! - Yes!
I'm really looking forward to today's personality test.
THE PERSONALITY TEST HAS BEGUN!
The supporters have the most personality!
So, we've learned that it's okay to have all personality.
- Let's all polish our own skills! - Yes!
- Take care of yourself! - Yes!
Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!